SecretSantaMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, cherry blossom biome, Community Events, Conquest, Custom Enchants, Discord, electricity, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, PvP battles, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5774	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.21
Features	Slimefun, Towny, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, community events
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a new era of Minecraft gameplay with a focus on technology, magic, and adventure. Experience the power of Slimefun, join a town in Towny, enhance your gear with custom enchantments, and take part in community events with a friendly and supportive player base.

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a whole new experience by introducing technology and magic. Craft advanced machines, explore new enchantments, and delve into unique crafting systems.

How do backpack upgrades work?

Backpack upgrades allow you to expand your inventory space with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. Carry more items on your mining expeditions, store crafting materials, or hoard all your loot with ease.

What are custom enchantments?

Custom enchantments go beyond the vanilla experience by offering unique abilities to your gear. Enhance your weapons and armor with enchantments like fire resistance, increased speed, and better durability to tailor your playstyle.

Can I automate tasks on the server?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting, farming, and defense. Set up workshops with energy generators, compressors, and smelting factories to power your advancements and make your gameplay more efficient.

What is the community like on Conquest SMP?

The server has a welcoming community of players ranging from beginners to seasoned veterans. Team up, trade, and make friends while participating in community events, challenges, and contests. Share tips, collaborate, and enjoy the adventure together!

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7334
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	290	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ores Mined:	7249	Dragons Tamed:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	279	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9091

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Star Shards Collected:	76
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Emeralds Found:	3209
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	467930
Magic Items Found:	5126	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9580
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	38