Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Alien Abductions: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 263
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7922 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6753 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 440
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Mines Excavated: 1705 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5939 Chimeras Created: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dimension Hops: 11 Animals Bred: 153
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5649 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Gods Slained: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Gods Slained: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Emeralds Found: 509 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Zombie Dances: 3 Ores Mined: 9181
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with battles, tactics, and total chaos!

    Imagine a world where you can roll charts to determine your fate, just like in Total War: Warhammer! Will you conquer all or fall to your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special edition called Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties where you can rule like a true Egyptian pharaoh! Build pyramids, command armies, and unleash your inner Cleopatra!

    And if that’s not enough, we have older titles that will transport you to a time of epic battles and legendary conquests. It’s like stepping into a time machine and becoming a warrior from the past!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this world of total war and pharaohs!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ores Mined: 7952 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP

    Ngo’s Pixelated Pien Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to have a massive llama race across the entire map. But here’s the catch – they were all riding pigs! It was a sight to behold, with pigs squealing and llamas spitting everywhere. And guess what? The winner got a diamond block as a prize!

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly “Build Battle” events where players have to build the most outrageous and hilarious structures they can think of. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’re going to see next.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck at our “Death Drop” challenge, where you have to jump off a massive tower into a pool of lava below. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained chickens ready to rescue you if things go south.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and laugh-out-loud experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (◕‿◕)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 8564
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Laid by Dad Jokes

    Laid by Dad Jokes
    come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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