SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	67	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	111
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

1.21.1, 9th season, blowing, Community, compatibility, CREEPERS, Difficulty, Discord, Fresh new, Gaming, House, Invictus, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, world

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimension Hops:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

browser game, Creative Gaming, drawing challenge, Drawing game, family game night, fun game, Gaming Community, interactive game, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, online gaming, play with friends, PLAYS, saturday fun, sketching game, Skribblio, smp, Social gaming, virtual game night, word game, word guessing game, word puzzles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7856
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6296
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PeacefulKids Minecraft Server

AITAH, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional impact, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, hospital visits, hurt feelings, long-term consequences, making waves, Minecraft, niece drama, parenting struggles, PeacefulKids, protecting children’s peace, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Reasons to join: – Build a virtual family with other players who won’t ghost you or sneak around behind your back – No chronic illnesses here, just endless possibilities for creativity and exploration – Experience the joy of meeting virtual babies without the hassle of real-life drama – Play ball practice mini-games without missing out on precious family moments – Get revenge on your niece by building a giant statue of her and then blowing it up (just kidding… or are we?)

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2086
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GrudgeCraft2021

Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, emotional distress, ENTITLEMENT, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, favoritism, generational differences, GrudgeCraft2021, housing crisis, living arrangements, long-term relationships, parental favoritism, past grievances, personal boundaries, Resentment, sibling rivalry, unresolved issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8821	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Nightmares, nighttime anxiety, overthinking, restless mind, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep issues, sleep troubles, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress, tossing and turning, worries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week in-game?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it that if you can tame the elusive “Creeper Unicorn,” it will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just blow up in your face).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will keep you up at night for all the right reasons!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PainfulPixel

coping, emotional, erase, Experience, forgiveness, Grief, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Life, Memories, moving on, painful moment, PainfulPixel, past, Reflection, regret, resilience, Self Discovery, sorrow, Trauma

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your painful memories behind, because on our server, griefing is not allowed but trolling is encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up. Our server is like therapy for your virtual self, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class. On our server, the only embarrassing moments you’ll have are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get pranked by your fellow players. Let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.