Scav Lifesteal Smp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Votes:	7212
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9900	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	293
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	532464	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Void Gems Collected:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crops Grown:	2051
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3733
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	9955	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

Players:	96/300	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8512
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3