SayMyNameOrElseLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old names like John or Sarah for your Minecraft character? Join our server and name your character after the most unique Irish name, Oisín! And don’t worry, we’ll teach you how to pronounce it correctly so you don’t end up like SIL and her husband.

Experience the thrill of trying to say “Ush-een” without butchering it like SIL does every time. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even get a visit from the real Oisín himself (not really, he’s probably too busy playing Minecraft).

Join us now and embrace the fada in your name, because nothing says “I’m a cool Minecraft player” like having a fada in your username. And hey, if you ever decide to visit Ireland, you’ll be fully prepared to impress the locals with your impeccable pronunciation skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the Oisín you were always meant to be! Just remember, don’t be a dick like Oisín in the story – we’re all about fun and laughter here. See you in the game!

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, badass gameplay, Borderlands 4, co-op, Excited, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gearbox software, Hawk Tuah gun, hype, looter shooter, Looting, multiplayer, New Release, PANDORA, Realm, RPG, Shooter, unknown, vault hunters, video game

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7447	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	1475

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

Birmingham Blockbuster Minecraft SMP

Alabama, BIRMINGHAM, blockbuster, Cinema, city life, Community, crime, culture, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, film, local ], Minecraft, movies, Mystery, no sports, non-sports, Recommendations, smp, Southern, Thriller, Urban

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Animals Bred:	195	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocks and mobs, there was a legendary player who built a house so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And on our server, you too can build your own epic creations and show off your building skills to the whole world!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your quest for the Disco Sheep today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every block you mine has a chance of dropping a diamond. That’s right, diamonds for days! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	180	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	6743
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

FluCraft Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, epidemiology, FluCraft, global health, health crisis, human receptors, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, Minecraft, mutation, mutation risk, outbreak, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral infection, virology, virus mutation, warning signs, zoonotic disease

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4181	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and zombies that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!

EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief

Baltic Sea, criminal activity, Damage, Eagle S tanker, Eagles, electricity transmission, energy supply, environmental impact, Estlink, Estlink 2 power cable, finland, Finnish Police, infrastructure damage, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, maritime incident, maritime security, Mischief, sabotage, SUSPECT, Tanker, Trouble, underwater cables, vessel inspection

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!

Domain.

anti-creeper., Armour stands+, Chunks, Community, data packs, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Enderman, Game experience, ghast griefing, Long Term Projects, minecraft server, mini blocks, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Regenerate, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server Information, Spawn

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4491
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	94	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
World Generation	1.20 (updated to 1.21.4)
Features	– Anti-creeper, enderman, ghast griefing – Armour stands – Mini-blocks, mob heads, and player heads – Dynmap

Join Us On Discord

Server information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server type?

Domain Minecraft Server is a semi-vanilla server.

When was the world generated?

The world was originally generated in 1.20 and has been updated to 1.21.4.

Does the server have any special features?

Yes, the server uses plugins and data packs that include anti-griefing measures, armour stands, mini-blocks, mob heads, player heads, and Dynmap.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can find more information and join the server on our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/cw9gJH498T.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alt-Right, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, covid vaccines, crafted, current events, extremism, far right, internet culture, kikeslide, micro chips, Misinformation, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, POL, polandanon, Political discussion, Realms, slide thread, trolling, webm

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Items Found:	1858
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!

Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Blackbells, christmas dinner, comedic, Competition, Disappointment, Espionage, fake daughter, FAKE WIFE, family, family dynamics, Festive, holiday meal, holiday season, humor, largest turkey, Minecraft, perfect dinner, secret agent, Settling, smp, Spy, spy mission, spy x family, undercover

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	293	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	6196
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Towns Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Votes:	8141
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

Christmas MineColonies

#youtube, BUILD, Chat, christmas, Feedback, GIANT, Join, LIVESTREAMS, mine, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Positive, Resources, search, Server, Tree, tree building, Viewers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

Server Name	MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
Server Address	christmas.phg.gg
Theme	Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
Stream Link	View the stream here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the purpose of the server?	To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
How can I participate?	Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

1.20.4, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, Hoshimi Miyabi, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, POPULARITY POLL, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Votes:	1687
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

Minecraft, PULL, smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.