”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	198
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ores Mined:	721
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	229
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8593	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	1798

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	920568
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crops Grown:	2726	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	240185
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	287614

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	133
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3503
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.