Satlantis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	4127
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	972	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	7995	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	672146	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	123	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	2057	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	6993	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4