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NavyCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	125	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	9568	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6098	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	7025	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4728	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	4670

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HappyLifeMC SMP

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Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8319
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WOD Character Minecraft Server

Character, character creation, Character development, Chuuni, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Hunter 5e, imagination, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tabletop, Vampire 5e, vampire hunter, Wod, WOD character, world of darkness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crops Grown:	6054
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Star Shards Collected:	244
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy tunes, Choreography, Dance, Entertainment, Expert, fan forum, Fandom, global phenomenon, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music group, music video, No. 69677227, pop culture, smp, social media, south korea

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Towns Built:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SisBucksCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBizarreLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1