SarmatFailCraft

Block Therapy Land

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Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Farms Harvested:	898	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israeli border, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, volleys, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

ammunition storage, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, Military Action, military operation, Military Strikes, munition depots, Politics, russia, russia news, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianMunitionMayhem, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8645
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

activewear, athletic wear, body confidence, body image, body positivity, chic, confidence boost, Curvy fashion, Exercise clothing, exercise motivation, exercise routine, fitness apparel, fitness journey, gym wear, plus size women, power, satisfaction, self esteem, self love, SIZE, sweat, workout attire, Workout Gear, workout motivation

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	76	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	950591
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	2856
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	206	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	421	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	739	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4