SalooN Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

#1, 006 seconds, 180 million°F, artificial sun, Breakthrough, China, clean energy, ENERGY, experimental reactor, Fun, Fusion, fusion reaction, innovation, Milf, nuclear fusion, Plasma, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, scientific achievement, sun simulator, sustainable, Technology, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2250	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magic Items Found:	4348	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	304
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Star Shards Collected:	71	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences, Downfall, downfall in minutes, impulsive actions, instant regret, irreversible choices, irreversible mistakes, life altering decisions, life changing, life ruined in minutes, MinecraftMayhem, Minutes, mistake, quick downfall, rapid decline, regret, ruin, ruined life, self destruction, sudden downfall, tragic events

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

body heat, collaboration, Cookin, Cooking, Egg, energy conservation, Experiment, food preparation, group activity, Heat, heat conduction, Heat exchange, heat source, heat transfer, human body, Party, PHYSICS., scientific demonstration, space occupation, teamwork, Temperature regulation, thermal dynamics, thermal energy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

Sheep Evolution Craft

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, Ancient genomics, ancient populations, animal breeding, animal domestication, animal husbandry, archaeological evidence, Craft, Development, dispersal, domestic sheep, Evolution, evolutionary biology, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic history, genetic research, livestock genetics, Origin, Sheep, sheep breeds, wool production

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	8392
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

Furry – Block PC/PE server minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, BLOCK, Furry, Gaming, lamp, Minecraft, PC, pe, Platform, Pure Minecraft, Server, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Website, World Map

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

✅ Furry – Block 1.21.x | Without griffrand | Honest survival ✅

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The project in question invites all lovers of real lamp survival in the world of Minecraft. There are no privates and donated equipment, which retains the purity of the vanilla gaming process and provides a healthy economic environment of the server. You do not have to worry about privileges or an unfair advantage; Each of your action will be based solely on your skills and strategies.

The unique advantage of our server is SimplevoiceChat’s voice chat support, which creates an even more comfortable atmosphere for interacting with other players. Now you can communicate with friends in real time, which makes the survival process even more exciting and rich.

For players on the Bedrock platform, our server is available at the following address: IP: Play.furryblock.ru | Port: 26000, which opens up opportunities for a wide audience, regardless of their preferred system.

In addition, we have a website with a world map, where each participant can observe the activity of other players. You can see who is doing what, and not miss the important events taking place in the game world.

Join us to plunge into the atmosphere of pure minecraft, where each of your solutions matters, and your adventures are waiting in the wings.

furryblock.ru

Kino Poses Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, A, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime poses, anime recommendations, anime style, Board, culture, discussion, Entertainment, japanese, Kino, Manga, Otaku, poses, Realm, Thread

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate anime showdown, but with blocks and creepers and stuff!

We got waifus building giant mechs, traps set by yandere girls, and epic battles between Naruto and Goku!

You’ll be like living in your favorite anime, but with the power to build your own world and troll your friends with TNT cannons.

Plus, we have a secret hot spring area where you can relax and chat about the latest anime episodes while surrounded by pixelated cherry blossoms.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most otaku-friendly Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Alcoholic, assets, Asshole, Business, CraftyFamBiz, family, furious, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, outcast, Portfolio, real estate, scapegoat, self-deletion, selfish, Server, Shamed, shunned, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

GirlBlocker420

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, concerns, Conflict, Crush, DATING, family, girl, GirlBlocker420, inappropriate, intervention, Maturity, parenting, relationships, sibling, younger sibling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward conversations about dating at a young age? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where 11-year-olds are trying to date 8-year-olds. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and avoid uncomfortable sibling interactions. Plus, we have a secret realm where you can hide from annoying siblings who just don’t understand boundaries. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPitFalls

cautionary tale, danger, Deception, ensnarement, enticement, Falling, false sense of security, hidden dangers, ILLUSION, Misconception, pitfall, PixelPitFalls, seduction, snare, subtle traps, temptation, trap, unaware, unseen risks, unsuspecting victims, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magic Items Found:	6193	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Join our Minecraft server and fall into the trap of endless fun and laughter! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself falling into pixelated pits of joy every time you log on.

Forget about boring old traps like falling into lava or getting lost in a maze, on our server, the real trap is trying to stop playing once you’ve started. Our virtual world is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why players keep falling into the trap of our insanely fun Minecraft server!

SneezeCraft – Pepper Factory

Allergies, aroma, Challenges, Difficulty, FACTORY, irritant, Manufacturing, nose tickle, occupational hazard, occupational health., Pepper, pepper dust, pepper factory, production, pungent, repetitive motion, respiratory, Seasoning, SneezeCraft, sneezing, spicy, ventilation, Working

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9699	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Zombie Dances:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.

our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1