Sakura Garden | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

50th wedding anniversary, BabyBlock, extended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, financial concerns, giving birth, Grandparents, honoring commitments, last vacation, maternity leave, Minecraft, mixed opinions, new baby, older grandparents, postpartum travel, Server, travel plans, travel restrictions, travel with baby

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Votes:	4873	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1025	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

NoPicsNoVisitsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Distance, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family, favoritism, Frustration, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Jealousy, Kids, neglect, NoPicsNoVisitsMC, parenting, rejection, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Void Gems Collected:	32

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, baking bread, family time, Lockdown, mask wearing, mental health, Minecraft, new hobbies, Nostalgia, online shopping, outdoor walks, pandemic life, PandemicNostalgia, Quarantine, remote work, self reflection, silver linings, slowing down, smp, social distancing, staying home, virtual events, virtual happy hours

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2724	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Animals Bred:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	6721

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9852	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	244250
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8297	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

Players:	110/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0