Safe Characters Minecraft Server

Characters, Company, Diverse, Diversity, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, inclusive characters, Minecraft, Minority, minority characters, Minority representation, non-offensive, non-sexualized, portrayal, Positive, representation, respectful, Safe, Server, valve, video games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	5461	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of diverse and safe non-sexualized minority characters! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a rainbow-colored llama riding a flying pig. They were so amazed by the sight that they knew they had found their new virtual home. As they explored the server, they stumbled upon a group of dancing pandas who taught them how to do the moonwalk while wearing diamond armor. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen live in harmony, throwing epic underwater raves every weekend. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs boring old servers when you can have rainbow llamas, dancing pandas, and underwater raves? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

ZelenskyyCraft: Armed EU Forces

Armed, armed forces of Europe, Creation, Defense, Demand, diplomatic relations, European military, european union, forces, Geopolitical, global affairs, International security, military alliance, military cooperation, Military integration, nato, Peacekeeping, president, The Times of India, Time has come, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures!

picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – a giant army of flying pigs that will swoop in and save the day!

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a hidden portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. you can ride unicorns, collect rainbow blocks, and even battle evil leprechauns for their pot of gold!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life! Time has come to join the madness!

TheosisMC

added features, auction house, bedrock edition, Cosmetics, Cross-Platform Friend, crowbar, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, expensive, Grief Protection, Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiplayer, non pay-to-win, player-driven, premium rank, server address, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, trusted members, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ores Mined:	7942
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5737	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

TheosisMC Server Overview:

Features	Hardcore survival multiplayer
Supported Editions	Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
Main Features	An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading Land claiming system for base protection Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win	Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank
Server Address	play.theosismc.com
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is TheosisMC server about?	TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features.
How can I join the server?	You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank.
What are the main features of the server?	The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life.

Anti Love Zone 1.20.2

1.20.2, alone, Anti, anti-valentine, bitter, celebration, Cupid, dislike, February 14th, hate, HEARTBREAK, loathe, long tail, love, negative emotions, now.., Over.., relationship, Resentment, Romantic, single, tags, Valentine’s Day, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	53
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Animals Bred:	122	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!

On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

BroSpeak Minecraft Server

BroSpeak, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, dinner time, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, hurtful comments, lisp, Minecraft, parenting, recording, scolding, Server, sibling relationship, speech impairment, threat, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!

Mommy’s Money Mix-Up

college expenses, college fund, college savings, college savings stolen, family betrayal, family conflict, family loyalty, financial betrayal, financial deception, financial fairness, financial responsibility, inheritance issues., mixup, Mommys, MONEY, parental decisions, sibling rivalry, sibling support, stepbrother’s tuition, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily relationships, trust broken

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!

Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.

So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!

Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

Cycle, Endless, ETERNAL, Eternity, Groundhog day, hour, Infinite, Life, Looped, never ending, never escape, Paradox, past, Repetitive, Stuck, temporal anomaly, Time, Time Loop, time manipulation, time travel, Trapped

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.

So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL

China, ChinaEU, collaboration, Communication, CommuniCraft, cooperation, cross-cultural communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomacy talks, diplomatic relations, enhance communication, EU, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international dialogue, international relations, lol, negotiations, Partnership, Trade, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	4299	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.

but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixel Planet Evolution

Civilization, Development, discovery, Evolution, Existence, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, foothold, human life, Intelligent Life, Life Elsewhere, new model, Origins, PIXEL, planet, planetary evolution, Possibility, research, Science, Space, theory, Universe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE PLANETARY EVOLUTION BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. U CAN BE A HUMAN OR AN ALIEN OR WHATEVER U WANT. MAYBE U’LL FIND INTELLIGENT LIFE IN DA UNIVERSE, LIKE A VILLAGER WHO CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A DECENT CONVERSATION. OR MAYBE U’LL JUST FIND A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES WHO CAN’T SPELL THEIR OWN NAMES. WHO KNOWS? COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES U CAN HAVE. MAYBE U’LL EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD. LOLZ.

Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Appearance, Blond, BLONDE, Blonde hair, cultural perceptions, discrimination, ethnicity, hair color, Identity, jew, Jewish, labeling, mystic, physical appearance, prejudice, Realm, Religion, religious identity, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you choose between being a Jew or a Blonde? Well, on this server, you can be both at the same time! Join now for the ultimate identity crisis experience!

Want to build a synagogue next to a hair salon? This is the place for you! Embrace the chaos and confusion as you navigate through a world where anything is possible.

Experience the thrill of trying to explain to your friends why you’re a Jewish blonde in Minecraft. It’s a conversation starter like no other!

Join today and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and yourself. Don’t miss out on the madness!

JoblessCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Have you ever wanted to quit your job in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We have had players who were so inspired by the creativity and freedom on our server that they quit their jobs on the spot just to spend more time building and exploring in our virtual world.

One player, let’s call him Steve, was working as a boring accountant when he stumbled upon our server. After spending just a few hours mining diamonds and battling creepers, he realized that his true calling was to be a master builder in our Minecraft universe. So, he marched into his boss’s office, yelled “I quit!”, and never looked back.

Another player, let’s call her Alex, was a high-powered lawyer who was tired of the stress and pressure of her job. But after joining our server and experiencing the tranquility of farming and fishing, she decided that she would rather spend her days tending to her virtual crops than arguing in a courtroom. So, she dramatically threw her briefcase out the window and declared herself a full-time Minecraft player.

If you’re ready to take the leap and join a community where creativity knows no bounds and the possibilities are endless, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you may just find yourself quitting your job on the spot too!

CraftyProtesters

activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, civil liberties, civil society, CraftyProtesters, Democracy, democracy movement, eastern europe, Fighting, freedom of speech, georgia, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, opposition, Political unrest, protest movement, protest tactics, Protesters, resistance, Russian pivot

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7246	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil georgia government trying to take away our blocky freedom! we are like the rebels in star wars but with pickaxes and creepers instead of lightsabers and stormtroopers. join us in our quest to keep the server free from the russian pivot, whatever that means. build your own rebel base, mine for diamonds to fund our rebellion, and battle against the evil georgia government in epic pvp battles. come join us and be a hero in the fight for blocky freedom!

CraftyRainbowLand

acceptance, Attitudes, Behavior, CraftyRainbowLand, discrimination, Dutch, equality, family dynamics, findings, gay dads, judge, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, Perception, Personality, Sexuality, social norms, societal views, Students, study

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	653	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are dutch students who are like, super judgmental but in a totally cool way. they don’t care if your dad is gay or straight, they just wanna know if you can build a sick castle or mine diamonds like a boss. it’s like, a study found that these students are all about personality and behavior, not who your parents love. so if you wanna join a server where you can be yourself and show off your mad minecraft skills, this is the place for you. plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of dutch students who are low-key judging you but in a totally chill way? come join the fun and see if you can impress these cool kids with your epic minecraft creations.

Islandia

Auctions, Creative, Custom Enchants, Custom Map, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Islandia, Kits, MCMMO, Minigames, Mob Arena, Parkour, Pets, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][Towny][SMP]

Description	Semi-vanilla server using the Continents datapack for worldgen. Many small islands scattered among large continents and everything in between. Isolated land in an ocean world encourages unique styles of gameplay. Go island hopping and explore vast land masses – or rush to claim valuable territory and lead a settled life with friends. Discord

Plugins	Towny, BlockLocker, EssentialsX, MyPet, TreeAssist

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Islandia server, simply enter the server address (islandiamc.duckdns.org) in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for a list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Islandia.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on the Islandia server and explore the unique gameplay experience together.

4. What sets Islandia apart from other Minecraft servers?

Islandia offers a semi-vanilla experience with a unique world generation using the Continents datapack, creating diverse landscapes for players to explore and settle on.

5. Are there any specific gameplay features or activities on the server?

Players can engage in town-building, exploration, PvP battles, and more on the Islandia server. The server also features plugins like Towny, BlockLocker, and MyPet to enhance gameplay.

Whimsical Menhera Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, cute but psycho, dark aesthetic, emotional trauma, Kawaii, Land, Manga, Menhera, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, mental instability, Mental Wellness, pastel goth, psychological thriller, self harm, WHIMSICAL, yandere

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if our players will turn into menheras! Watch as they build kawaii houses and fight off creepers with pastel-colored swords! It’s like a crazy anime plot but in Minecraft form!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between yandere and tsundere players, all while collecting virtual waifus and husbandos to join your pixelated harem! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server ever created!

Childcare4Billionaires Minecraft SMP

billionaires, childcare, Childcare costs, Childcare4Billionaires, children, economic burden, family, Family Planning, financial assistance, future generations, government assistance, income inequality, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, parenting, philanthropy, smp, social responsibility, societal norms, society, Subsidies, Support, wealth gap

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

So like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna join a community of crazy rich billionaires who are all about having kids but like, don’t wanna pay for childcare. It’s like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild group of players anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground daycare where all the kids can hang out while their parents are busy mining for diamonds. It’s like, the ultimate family-friendly server, except not really because we’re all a bunch of maniacs. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).