Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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