Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 3
Star Shards Collected: 249 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Falling into the Void: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Alien Abductions: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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