/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 259
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

    The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

    Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

    But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

    So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP

    RizCraft SMP 1.21.1 is a Minecraft Survival MP server for Java and Bedrock. Inspired by many servers that are similar, this incredible server delivers you a raw, vanilla+ survival without any rules or claims, meaning you can grief and raid! Now if that doesn’t sound like fun, I don’t know what does! Enter the chaos and experience the fun today! Connect to RizCraft SMP now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Tycoons.GG

    Tycoons.GG

    Dive into an immersive world of creativity, competition, and community at Tycoons, where adventure awaits every player! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, we have something for everyone.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    LDOE RPG server Minecraft

    The age-old balance between light and darkness has been disrupted. Dark creatures have begun to infiltrate our world, and only you, a hero with extraordinary strength, can restore balance. You have to find the keys to ancient temples and defeat the forces of darkness.

    Join and play with your friends.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server

    Sleepy Russia Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! Our server is so epic that even while you sleep, Russia will expand its borders! Imagine waking up to a whole new world map just because you logged onto our server. Who needs reality when you can join us and watch countries grow right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly mind-blowing. Join now and witness the magic of our server for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

    Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Potions Brewed: 193

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Bolt Network

    Bolt Network

    Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4393 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Mixtape Minecraft Server

    The Mixtape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Farms Harvested: 666

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

    NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

    So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Aquatic Realms

    Aquatic Realms

    We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Friendshipsmp

    Friendshipsmp

    Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server

    Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the spookiest place to be this Halloween! Join us and post your spooky waifus for all to see. From ghostly ghouls to creepy creatures, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness

    Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you face your fears? Join our server where you can live visage with Ceci (and share controls, because why not?). We also have upcoming Justice’s Haunted VR Investigation, where you might just pee your pants in fear. Our latest schedule is so jam-packed with insanity, you won’t know what hit you.

    But wait, there’s more! We have voice packs that will make you question reality, like the Four Types of Extreme Love Voice Pack, Back to School Voice Pack (because who doesn’t want to relive those traumatic school days), Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack (what secrets will you uncover?), and Halloween Villains Voice Pack (spooky, scary, and downright ridiculous).

    Join us for recent streams like Teen Wolf Watchalong (Grembership required, whatever that means) and Panicore with Ceci, Biboo, and Kaela (who knows what chaos will ensue). And don’t miss out on our epic covers and debut lore video that will blow your mind.

    Follow us on YouTube, Xitter, and check out our merch (birthday merch included because we celebrate in style). Use hashtags like #rkggk for artsy stuff and #LFGIGI for live events. Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join now before it’s too late!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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