/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Aquatic Realms

    Aquatic Realms

    We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 72 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Friendshipsmp

    Friendshipsmp

    Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Emeralds Found: 6111

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server

    Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the spookiest place to be this Halloween! Join us and post your spooky waifus for all to see. From ghostly ghouls to creepy creatures, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Love Letters Sent: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness

    Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you face your fears? Join our server where you can live visage with Ceci (and share controls, because why not?). We also have upcoming Justice’s Haunted VR Investigation, where you might just pee your pants in fear. Our latest schedule is so jam-packed with insanity, you won’t know what hit you.

    But wait, there’s more! We have voice packs that will make you question reality, like the Four Types of Extreme Love Voice Pack, Back to School Voice Pack (because who doesn’t want to relive those traumatic school days), Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack (what secrets will you uncover?), and Halloween Villains Voice Pack (spooky, scary, and downright ridiculous).

    Join us for recent streams like Teen Wolf Watchalong (Grembership required, whatever that means) and Panicore with Ceci, Biboo, and Kaela (who knows what chaos will ensue). And don’t miss out on our epic covers and debut lore video that will blow your mind.

    Follow us on YouTube, Xitter, and check out our merch (birthday merch included because we celebrate in style). Use hashtags like #rkggk for artsy stuff and #LFGIGI for live events. Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join now before it’s too late!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mine Kinkin

    Mine Kinkin

    RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

    Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Crops Grown: 7698 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

    Konami Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

    So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PumpkinButter

    PumpkinButter

    Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Taco Haven 2.0

    Taco Haven 2.0

    Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

    It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

    On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

    so Join today and see what we are about!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Robots Read This Minecraft Server

    Robots Read This Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

    Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

    But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

    If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

    So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 5375
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MoneyMC

    MoneyMC

    Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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