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| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 892 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
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| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!
But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.
Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
