Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyDisasterDate

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Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Buildings Constructed:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DaisyDreams

Adventure, Beautiful, building, Chill, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Biomes, DaisyDreams, Dungeons, Exploration, Friendly, fun-filled, Jobs, laid back, Minecraft, Player levels, Quests, RPG, Skills, stress free, Survival

Welcome to DaisyDreams

Step into a peaceful and cozy Minecraft server where you can relax, explore, and build in a friendly, supportive community. At DaisyDreams, we focus on creating a stress-free environment with beautiful custom biomes, unique structures, and exciting RPG elements. Whether you’re adventuring, leveling up your skills, or just enjoying the scenery, there’s always something to do!

Key Features:

– Custom biomes & structures – RPG classes, skills, and jobs – Quests, player levels, and dungeons – Crates, cosmetics, and more for endless fun – Chill and friendly community

Join us for a laid-back, fun-filled Minecraft experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Seeking wannabe architects for a creative server. Join our exclusive club now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Everglade City
Community Size	10-20 players (or more)
Project	Building a detailed, well-designed city
Expected Timeframe	2-3 months

FAQ

Q: What are the requirements to join the community?

A: English fluency, age 16 or above, be reasonably active, and pass a semi-formal interview to evaluate building skills and personality.

Q: How can I join?

A: Add evergladecity on Discord for more information.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

animal cruelty, animal slaughter, Arguing, Beliefs, chicken, Cooking, discussion, documentaries, eating habits, Environment, health risks, Lamb, meat consumption, MeatEaterGFBeQuiet, protein, Reality, red meat, ruminants, steak, Vegetarian, youtube videos

Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LoveSMP – what is love?

Admiration, Affection, comfort, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveSMP, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, tenderness, warmth

Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	188	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, love, MineCraftHeartbreakCraft, moving on, relationships, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

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GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Divine Spears Created:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

Additions, administration, Cases, develop, Friends, gameplay, Goodies, invite, Jobs, large-scale, Minecraft, Moderation, Project, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, voice chat, ZEROWORLD

A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

We are waiting for you!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Communication, coping mechanisms, Craft, crazy, DATING, fear, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental illness, Minecraft, Phobia, relationships, self isolation, Server, social anxiety, social events, support group, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5