Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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