Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Mines Excavated: 1079 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Buildings Constructed: 28

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

    The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

    So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

    GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key
    Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
    Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7351 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 764 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Synthrunner

    Synthrunner

    Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

    Features:

    OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

    Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 195 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Love & Peace Minecraft Server

    Love & Peace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

    Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

    Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6370 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 928764 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Crops Grown: 6574
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Emeralds Found: 399
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Potions Brewed: 68
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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