Rock Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Rock movie! Join us for a server experience unlike any other, where you can mine diamonds while dodging exploding creepers and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the entrance, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a weekly dance-off competition where players can show off their best moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a Rock movie-worthy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	6490
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Fate Alter Minecraft Server

Alter, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Release Celebration, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can battle dragons, build castles, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns)!

Our server is so awesome that even the Halloween Rebellion of 108 couldn’t resist joining us. They heard about our epic water margin battles and had to be a part of the action. Plus, our pickup summon involves summoning Huyan Zhuo himself to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special campaign where you can participate in the Great Void Sea Battle and imagine yourself scrambling to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Don’t believe us? Just ask the dragon girl who’s already a member – she’ll tell you all about it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2667
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Farms Harvested:	823

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Spanish Stefano Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that even Di Stefano himself would be amazed! That’s right, we’ve got Spanish flair and football legends roaming around our virtual world.

2. The only way to achieve true greatness in this server is by winning the title at the national team level with Argentina. It’s the ultimate challenge, but hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?

3. We’ve got more LOLs and shenanigans than you can shake a pickaxe at. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Potions Brewed:	149
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4892
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Family Nostalgia Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those traumatic grilled chicken nights? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can escape the clutches of Pasta Roni and overbearing parents. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no grilled chicken in sight!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about being grounded for silly reasons like putting a plate in the dishwasher wrong. A world where you can build, explore, and thrive without the looming threat of homework and family drama. Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and leave those stressful family dinners behind.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the grilled chicken curse once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest to uncover the truth behind the Pasta Roni conspiracy. Are you brave enough to take it on? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Doge Outperforming ETH 4 Days in a Row Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing worth mining is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild that even Dogecoin is outperforming Ethereum! That’s right, our server is so full of meme magic that even the most ridiculous cryptocurrencies are thriving here.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare meme coins, battling against hordes of crypto zombies, and building the most epic meme castle you can imagine. Forget about proof of stake, we’re all about that proof of meme life here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the meme madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Punks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

anger management, composure, controlling emotions, Cool, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, emotional reaction, emotional regulation, emotional stability, Frustration, Gus, handling pressure, keeping cool, losing composure, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Minecraft, reacting under pressure, self-control, smp, staying calm, Stress Management, turning out differently

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9081	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Void Gems Collected:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

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IcyDeluxe Movies is a budding filmmaker with a passion for creating visually captivating and emotionally engaging films. With a keen eye for storytelling and a talent for cinematography, IcyDeluxe Movies is quickly making a name for themselves in the industry. Their unique style and creative vision set them apart, and they are poised to become a rising star in the world of filmmaking.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.