Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Players Killed by Monsters: 5700
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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