Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
Divine Spears Created: 26 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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