“Oh, sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my diamond armor clinking together as I walk through my mansion on the server where pigs fly and zombies breakdance for emeralds. Care to join us peasants?”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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