RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama and gift-giving galore!

On our server, you’ll witness the epic tale of a husband with two daughters from a previous marriage, a pregnant ex-wife, and a new wife who’s expecting her first child. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Join us as we navigate the tension between two households, therapy sessions for the kids, and the ultimate showdown of who can buy the most extravagant gifts for unborn babies. Will you be Team Ex-Wife or Team New Wife? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and insane family dynamics. It’s a virtual world you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DreamyHappyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	7377	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NostalgicCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPotionCraft

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So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Crops Grown:	9548
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	3907	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

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Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimension Hops:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4732	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

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lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	610661	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	67
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	421
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.