Review Queens Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

OpportuCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	6111
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

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so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	63	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6619

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Alien Abductions:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	5876
Star Shards Collected:	71	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlocktopiaCraft

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4082	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”