Review Queens Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crops Grown:	9702
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	604197	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8766	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1195
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

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Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!