RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	4589	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	482948	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mines Excavated:	1133	Emeralds Found:	5281
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8635	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	572

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3408

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	124
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7