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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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