Griefer server!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 914527 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4931 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be searching for magical emeralds hidden deep within the lush jungles. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you’ll be constructing colorful Colombian-style haciendas complete with salsa dancing villagers!
But the real fun begins when you encounter the boss mobs inspired by Colombian folklore. From the fearsome El Sombrerón who steals your items to the mischievous El Silbón who curses your inventory, you’ll never know what crazy challenge awaits you next.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure through a Colombian Touhou world like no other! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for a chance to mine with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once built a house so big, she got lost inside it for a week! Or team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can tame a pack of wolves with just a bone and a wink.
But wait, there’s more! How about taking on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり in a build battle where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a whole day? Or join Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the entire server!
Don’t miss out on the chance to play with Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of water! Or team up with Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can craft a diamond sword faster than you can say “creeper!”
And if that’s not enough, how about joining Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ on a quest to build a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
One time, a player stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a dimension made entirely out of cake. Another player accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to navigate through the clouds to find their way back down.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, on our server, anything is possible!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7325 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its wild and wacky community events. Last week, we had a giant chicken race where players rode on chickens around a track while trying to dodge obstacles. And next week, we’re planning a massive fireworks display that will light up the entire server.
So why wait? Join our server now and see why most artists end up trooning out after a few years – whatever that means! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?
So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?
So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
