Griefer server!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.
So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8292 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?
So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 140 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 129 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and experience a world where every block is essential, every pixel has a purpose, and every creeper explosion is perfectly timed for maximum excitement. We’ve cut out all the filler content and streamlined the gameplay for a rewatch like no other.
Imagine mining for diamonds without having to dig through layers of useless dirt and gravel. Picture building your dream castle without the hassle of gathering materials for hours on end. On our server, everything is fast-paced and action-packed, just like your favorite manga.
So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Come see why our players keep coming back for more – because when it comes to fun and excitement, we don’t mess around. Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.
Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all, our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Rumor has it, there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of dancing creepers who only speak in beatbox. Can you dig your way to the treasure without getting served by their sick moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! They will guide you through the world with their expert knowledge and fluffy charm.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Plus, they poop out diamonds, so it’s a win-win situation!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs reality when you have llamas, disco parties, and diamond-pooping unicorns to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5469 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 489508 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary Gregorius, who wears heavy armor indoors because why not? And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can soak in the warm waters with Shigure and Cherino while discussing the meaning of life.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of diamond blocks!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2614 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 4041 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Whether you’re looking to build a cozy dog house for your furry friend or embark on a quest to find the rarest breed of dog in the land, our server has something for everyone. Who needs outdated laws when you can create your own rules in our virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want things to get too ruff!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 147 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and witness the epic battles between players and mobs as they fight for control of the server. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been spotted roaming the lands, waiting for brave warriors to challenge it.
But that’s not all – at WMAM, you can also participate in insane events like the annual Pig Racing Championship, where players ride pigs through obstacle courses to win fabulous prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join WMAM today and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3216 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
