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| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.
Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about big(small) cats! That’s right, we have lions, tigers, and even cheetahs roaming around our virtual world. And the best part? You can tame them all!
Join us for some wild adventures like Lion Taming Tuesdays and Tiger Tag Thursdays. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Big Cat Whisperer!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced AI Vtuber Chatbots. Chat with them, befriend them, or even challenge them to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with talking cats and dancing robots. Don’t miss out on the fun! 🎮🐾
And remember, when in doubt, just meow it out! 😹
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| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds guarded by a herd of llamas wearing top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!
But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!
But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!
Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!
And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 227596 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!
Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.
Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?
Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.
Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2450 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
