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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5005 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
So like, I died and I was like, “I wanna come back as a flying pig with laser eyes!” And guess what? I actually came back as a flying pig with laser eyes! It was insane, I was flying around shooting lasers at creepers and zombies, it was lit AF!
But wait, there’s more! You can also like, build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and have llamas as your passengers. And there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise! It’s wild man, you gotta see it to believe it!
So like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures ever, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it! #flyingpigswithlasereyes #rollercoastersoflava #alienvillagersFTW
