ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	2054	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	228
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

Appearance, beauty standards, celebrity look-alike, celebrity transformations, controversial transformations, cosmetic procedures, debate, extreme transformations, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Master, media scrutiny, Minecraft, personal choices, physical enhancements, plastic surgery, plastic surgery disasters, plastic surgery mishaps, public perception, Sandrine, self-image, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

caring nature, comforting presence, compassionate heart, Emotional support, happy memories, lifelong connection, Loving gestures, maternal instincts, MommaMinecraftSMP, mother-daughter bond, nurturing presence, open communication, positive role model, quality time, safe haven, strong family bond, supportive figure, trust and respect, unconditional love, warm embrace, wisdom and guidance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

armed conflict, battlefield losses, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global tensions, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kim Jong-un, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Noobs, north, North Koreans, Russian forces, Ukraine, Ukraine’s president, Vladimir Putin, war casualties, world politics, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

DarkTime – Unforgettable server Minecraft server

Anarchy, DarkTime, donation, Donations, Duels, Empire, Free Donations, Ft, Minecraft, No Dupe, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, unforgettable, Without Anticheat

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Dragon Eggs Found:	4435	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Copy of FT Free donation! Create your own empire.

darktime.mspt.xyz

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Daring, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, hand in hand, Immersive, Journey, landscape, Majestic, mettle, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Unveil, vision

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

Q: What is this Minecraft server about?

A: This Minecraft server is an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration. Players can traverse through landscapes with hidden secrets, craft majestic structures, embark on daring quests, and immerse themselves in a realm that combines fantasy and reality.

Q: How many realms are available to join?

A: There are 3 realms you can join, each with its unique realm code.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, use one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a community for this server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive community for players to join where adventure and discovery go hand in hand. Join the discord server at https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Ethereal Realms 1.20

Ethereal, No. 929205812 Anonymous ya Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secrets Intrigue Identity Unknown Enigma Clues Puzzle Uncover Hidden Mysterious Discovery, Realms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	188	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Hey you! Yes, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build your dream world and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered around the map waiting for you to discover them. And did I mention the dancing llamas? Yeah, we got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust me, your diamond armor will thank you later.

No Racism Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Brazilians, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, day one, Diversity, Empathy, equality, global citizenship, inclusion, intercultural communication, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racial bias, racism, Respect, sensitivity training, smp, social awareness, Stereotypes, tolerance, trying not to be racist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with crazy shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).

But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!

CreepyCraft – Tell Me Your Secrets

boundary crossing, boundary violation, creepy, creepy comments, creepy encounters, creepy experiences, creepycraft, Disturbing, Harassment, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate gestures, inappropriate interactions, inappropriate language, inappropriate remarks, personal space invasion, Secrets, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situations, unsettling, unwanted advances

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is a spider sneaking up on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter things that will make your skin crawl faster than a creeper about to explode!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate jokes from skeletons, have zombies whisper creepy secrets in your ear, and get chased by endermen who just want to give you a hug (or maybe steal your blocks, who knows?).

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the weirdest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Infinity Cube Server

application, Builders, Cube, Discord, Dynmap, experienced, forever.., home, Infinity, Longterm, Mods, nether portals, progress, restrictions, Server, smp, Spawn, tp, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	603459	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21.4
Mods	TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals

Infinity Cube Server FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal of the server is to have fun, enjoy the game, and make friends while playing Minecraft. Experienced builders are encouraged to join, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server recently reset most chunks in the world, creating a fresh experience on version 1.21.4. The server has a few mods installed for convenience, with minimal restrictions on client-side mods.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3
Visit the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel.

Thank you for considering joining the Infinity Cube Server!

Latin vs South Asia 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2030, Asia, comparison, Competition, cultural diversity, demographics, Development, DOMINANCE, economic growth, emerging markets, forecast, Global influence, Infrastructure, Investment, latin, Latin America, political landscape, regional power, South, South Asia, Technology, Trade, trends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, forget about 2030, come join our Minecraft server and dominate right now!

We got creepers that explode rainbows and pigs that fly with jetpacks.

Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a unicorn.

Who needs to worry about the future when you can have this much fun in the present?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BauBau’s Funny Minecraft SMP – The FUWAMOCO Chronicles

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Chronicles, debut, funny, fuwamoco, gift giving, hololive, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, Schedule, smp, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, virtual youtuber, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for our Gift-giving Edition where we exchange virtual gifts that will blow your mind (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, a tune that will have you dancing in your mine shaft for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on our debut and 3D debut performances – they’re so epic, even the Ender Dragon would shed a tear.

Want more? Check out our unarchived content filled with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab some merch from our Abyssgard collection – because who doesn’t want to rock a Fuwawa or Mococo hoodie while mining diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for some baubau-related content that will make your Minecraft experience one for the history books. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the Creeper bar).

JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!

blocks, Champion, Chess, Code, Competition, controversy, discipline, disqualified, dress, dress code, fashion, fide, grandmaster, Jeans, JeansCraft, magnus carlsen, norway, Outfit, Professionalism, rules, Sportsmanship, Tournament, World Blitz Championship, World Rapid Championship

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	173

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.

but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).