if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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