Remember This Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magic Items Found:	6427
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AirportPickupMC Server

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	150179
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NomNomCraft

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Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	896

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8812
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4831	Buildings Constructed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	602418	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!