RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol control, alcohol distribution, alcohol embargo, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol regulations, alcohol removal, alcohol restrictions, alcohol sales, alcohol trade, Allowed, booze, Canadian alcohol, government directive, liquor store, North American alcohol, Nova Scotia Liquor Corporation, NovaCraft, Server, store shelves, TUESDAY, U.S. alcohol

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

RedStateLiquorBanCraft

alcohol, B.C, Ban, Canada, countermeasures, Economy, Exports, Government, Imports, international relations, North America, Political, PREMIER, red-state liquor, RedStateLiquorBanCraft, restrictions, RETALIATION, trade agreements, trade war, U.S. tariffs, united states

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

so, like, this server is lit af, fam. we got all the craziest shizz goin’ down, like, for real. our admin is, like, a wizard or somethin’, always pullin’ off these sick events and buildin’ the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.

seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Canopy

16+, armor stands, campground, CANOPY, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Farms, hard mode, Invisible item frames, land protecting, mobhead drops, new hats, new map, Paper, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, Teleport, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	7663	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Server Name	CanopyMC
Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like, Vanilla
Server Version	1.21.0
Server Mode	Hard Mode Survival

Overview:

We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation. We host fun events each week and offer a soft border, semi-vanilla experience, dynamic map, new hats, datapacks, and more for our players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us by connecting to the server IP: canopymc.net or by joining our Discord server at https://canopymc.net/discord

Q: What is the average age of players on the server?

A: The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

Q: What plugins do you have on the server?

A: We only have plugins for moderation purposes and to enhance the vanilla experience. We do not have plugins that alter vanilla mechanics or provide teleportation abilities.

Q: What type of events do you host?

A: We typically host fun events each week for our players to enjoy and participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the soft border?

A: Yes, you can explore beyond the soft border, but keep in mind that everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there community builds on the server?

A: Yes, we have community builds including a shopping mall, campground, farms, and more for players to collaborate on.

Q: What is included in the datapacks on the server?

A: Our datapacks include features such as Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I view everyone’s builds in real time?

A: You can view the dynamic map of the server at https://canopymc.net/map

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

1.21.1, Country, Day, retarded

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9756	Crops Grown:	9322

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

Gifts & Giggles Minecraft Server

avoidance, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional connection, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, ghosting, gift giving, Gifts, giggles, hookup, letting go, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, one sided relationship, personal boundaries, personal growth, relationships, Self Respect, Server, Trauma

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Just like the intense relationship in this story, our server will have you feeling all the feels. From deep emotional connections to sudden betrayals, you’ll never know what to expect next.

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you give in to the drama or rise above it like a true blocky hero?

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a creeper explosion! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

DebtFreeCraft

budgeting, DEBT, DebtFreeCraft, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial advisor, financial freedom, financial habits, financial help, financial responsibility, financial struggle, gambling problem, Guilt, paycheck to paycheck, personal finance, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial freedom and not bailing out your brother’s gambling debts! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and crazy adventures.

Reasons to join: – No obligation to help family members with their financial woes – Budgeting and financial advice available in-game – Build your dream virtual world without worrying about real-life debt

Join us now and escape the drama of family financial disputes! Who needs real money problems when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll!

TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

Affection, back rubs, Bonding, Communication, Cuddling, DATING, emotional connection, hand holding, holding hands, Hugging, Intimacy, Kissing, long-term relationships, love language, massages, Men, Minecraft, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, TouchyMen, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	66
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, description, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., image, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, server based, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

162.19.20.147:2006

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
Tiktok	Check Out Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, Assess, Bear in mind, chew on, CONSIDER, Contemplate, Deliberate, dreamscape, evaluate, examine, Give thought to, Keep in mind, Mull over, Ponder, Realm, REFLECT, Reflect on, review, Ruminate, Take into account, Take under advisement, think about, weigh

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	8423	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mines Excavated:	4223
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchantments Applied:	66
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	927	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!