Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

    GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key
    Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
    Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 490 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Synthrunner

    Synthrunner

    Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

    Features:

    OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

    Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Towns Built: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Love & Peace Minecraft Server

    Love & Peace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

    Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

    Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Emeralds Found: 755
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

    If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShortKingCraft

    ShortKingCraft
    Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

    Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • VeggieVibesMC SMP

    VeggieVibesMC SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CringeCraft: The Movie

    CringeCraft: The Movie
    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Crops Grown: 4743 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

    DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

    But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

    So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Lyri_X

    Lyri_X

    Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

    Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server
    “Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Towns Built: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 5006 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Animals Bred: 146

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

    So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2400 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PixelKindness

    PixelKindness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

    But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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