RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Farms Harvested:	308	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	123	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	1383

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Farms Harvested:	368
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1802

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8813	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1