RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	321
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1435

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	67
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	89
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Farms Harvested:	257	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4477	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	639	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3