RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1013

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crops Grown:	2230
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	168337
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3395
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2473
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	506381
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	53	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!