RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3095
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	6329
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1526	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	452	Dragon Eggs Found:	886
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

eccentric games, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, lesser-known games, Minecraft, niche games, Obscure games, off-the-beaten-path games, off-the-radar games, offbeat games, overlooked games, PALS, peculiar games, PIXEL, quirky games, rare games, retro games, Server, unconventional games, Underrated Games, Unique Games, unusual games, vintage games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runes Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AirRifleFailCraft

air rifle license, AirRifleFailCraft, Argument, Blame, clay pigeon, Disrespect, feelings, husband, Laundry, neighbours, overdramatic, police caution, Ruining, Shooting, shouting, Sport, Target, threatening behaviour, uk, validation, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only shooting happening is with bows and arrows at creepers! Join us for a fun and drama-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about angry neighbours or police cautions. Plus, our community is always ready to validate your feelings and make you feel like the hero of your own Minecraft story. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	61
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HateradeCraft

abhor, adversary, animosity, Contempt, description, despise, detest, dislike, ENEMY, gossip, HateradeCraft, hatred, hostility, Loathing, NEGATIVE, repugnant, Repulsive, Resentment, rival, Rumors, Unfriendly

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond pickaxes that can mine entire mountains in one swing, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

People who hate you would describe you as the ultimate Minecraft master, a legend among players who can build a castle out of dirt in mere seconds and tame dragons with just a wink. They would tell their friends about the epic battles you’ve won against hordes of zombies and skeletons, and how you once rode a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks.

So come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the stuff of legends yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KurskCraft: UNInvestigatePOWs

Accountability, Conflict, eastern europe, EXECUTION, human rights violations, international law, Investigate, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, kyiv, military aggression, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Russian, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, UNInvestigatePOWs, united nations, War Crimes

haha u should join this minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russian execution of ukrainian pows in kursk region. like one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the other players down it. it was epic. also, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and poop rainbows. so come join the fun and see what other wacky adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

**Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** Welcome to the Gaming & Chill Zone SMP, a community-driven Minecraft survival experience where creativity meets collaboration! Dive into a world of adventure, where players can build, explore, and thrive in a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a new player, you’ll find a place to call home here.

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	160	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.