RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZenMindZonkedOut – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where your mind is as quiet as a library during finals week? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a chaotic, non-stop rollercoaster of madness that will make your brain feel like it’s on a never-ending vacation in the Bahamas.

From explosive creeper parties to epic llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to your peaceful, serene existence. Embrace the chaos, embrace the insanity, and most importantly, embrace the fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BdayBlockBizarre

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Have you ever brought a live llama to a birthday party? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable birthday celebrations you’ve ever seen. From exploding cake mobs to surprise party raids, you never know what to expect on our server. So grab your party hat and come join the fun – just watch out for the flying pigs!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MonsterAlFayed’s Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of al fayed being a ‘monster’ and abusing young women LMAO. we got lawyers for his accusers in the game too, fighting for justice and stuff. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil bosses and save the day. join now for a crazy adventure you won’t forget!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BombCraft: Ukraine Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hybrid COVID XEC Server

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hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Farms Harvested:	905
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	7912

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, BOUGHTER, Builders, Buildings, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Goods, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, Survivalists, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, Boogaloo, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Electric, enriched, Exploration, explosive, Fun, java, Monsters, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, Player-owned, Resources, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
Multiplatform Support	Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for assistance

Charged Creeper Server FAQ

Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

How can I join the server?

For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5148
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

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Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6074
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MissileCruiseCraft

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

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Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Farms Harvested:	644
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0