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Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

Aerial aspect, Airship racing, airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conquer, Create, decorations, Discord, Domination, Epic Knights, farmers delight, FFA brawls, Flintlocks, food system, Geopolitics, Immersive Airships, meadow, mod, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Nations, Paintings, Pistol duels, Player-operated vendors, refuge, Routine Events, Sildaris, Spyglass astronomy, Steam-fantasy, Vinery, Warfare System, Wilds, wine, world

Description	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Overview

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships
Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
Immersive gear from Epic Knights
Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
Chunk claiming
Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
Routine events with lucrative rewards
And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the economy based on?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
Are there routine events?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
What are some unique aspects of the server?	Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
Can players create nations?	Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
How can I start playing?	Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Items Found:	5375
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

wake up in minecraft smp ohio

Anon, autumn, blockquotepwake, coffee, coffee date, fall drinks, Friends, friendship, get together, hang out, Invitation, latte, Minecraft, morning routine, Ohio, Ohio life, ohiopblockquote, Plans, Pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes, smp, socializing, Starbucks, Wake Up

> Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, Apology, celebration, construction, Damage, disagreement, family, fertility struggles, good news, Happy, Hosting, husband, passive aggressive, Poison, PreggoPuffCraft, pregnant sister, Protect, Ridiculous, smoking, smoking outside, unborn child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TraumaTalksMC SMP

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication, coping strategies, difficult conversations, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family, healing, Honesty, mental health, parental relationships, parents, past trauma, smp, support system, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaTalksMC, unresolved issues, Vulnerability

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you’re holding onto a dark secret from your childhood? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape reality and never have to face those uncomfortable conversations again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and forget all about your traumatic past. Plus, who needs therapy when you can build a virtual world where anything is possible? So come on, join us and leave your emotional baggage at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be carrying is your diamond sword!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPantsParty

awkward situation, body image, childhood memory, Embarrassing moment, first time, growing up, human interaction, intimate moment, naked encounter, opposite gender, personal boundaries, personal experience, PixelPantsParty, private moment, revealing experience, Self Discovery, self-conscious, sexual education, social norms, taboo topics, vulnerable moment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected encounters.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server

Baroque, classical, classical music, Composer, discovery, GENIUS, germany, Hidden Gem, historical artifact, historical find, library, Minecraft, Mozart, MozartTeenBeats, Music, music history, musical composition, musical genius., rare find, Server, Symphony, teenage prodigy, Young Talent

OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2257
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftySocialDemo

Campaign, center-left, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, CraftySocialDemo, Democracy, election results, exit polls, far right, German state election, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, policy, political parties, Politics, progressive, Scholz, Social Democrats, Voting

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we be buildin’ like scholz’s social democrats buildin’ up dem votes in a german state election! we be ahead of dem far right players, showin’ dem who’s boss in dis virtual world! exit polls be signalin’ dat dis server be da bomb, so come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures! who needs real life politics when you can rule the minecraft world with us? come on, you know you wanna join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sand Chip Trickery

Artificial Intelligence, Chip, Circuitry, computer chips, computer engineering, computer science, digital revolution, electronics, Futurism, Information Technology, innovation, invention, machine learning, microprocessors, sand, semiconductor, silicon chips, silicon dioxide, silicon valley, tech industry, Technology, Trickery

hey u! ya u! do u want to join a minecraft server where we tricked sand into thinking? yep, u heard that right! we invented silicon chips and now the sand in our server is alive and ready to play with u!

imagine building a house with sand that can talk back to u! or going on an adventure with a sand companion who can crack jokes and make u laugh! our server is like a sandcastle come to life, but with a twist!

come join us and experience the magic of sand that can think for itself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become best friends with a sand block! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the silicon chips do their thing!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Potions Brewed:	124	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Baby Cuteness Craze

Attachment Theory, baby, bonding hormone, caregiving, child development, CRAZE, cuteness, emotional attachment, emotional bonding, emotional connection, Empathy, hormone regulation, infant cuteness, maternal instincts, maternal love, maternal response, Motherhood, neurobiology, Oxytocin sensitivity, parenting instincts, social behavior, social bonding, women’s responses

Yo, so like, if you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta know dat we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. Like, did you know dat oxytocin sensitivity influences women’s responses to infant cuteness? Yeah, I know, it’s wild. But on our server, we take it to a whole notha level. Our baby animals are so cute, dey’ll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And if you got dat oxytocin sensitivity, you’ll be smitten in no time. So come join us and experience da cuteness overload for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join da fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Luminary: Where chickens roam free and players PvP like pros!

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Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Version	1.20.1
Features	Medieval theme, freedom of choices, kingship, nation-building, mod packs, plugins

Staff Applications

Staff applications are currently open.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Luminary Minecraft Server?

To join Luminary Minecraft Server, you can connect using the server IP address provided or through the Discord community.

2. What mods are included in the modded SMP?

The modded SMP includes various mods that enhance the gameplay experience with a medieval theme. Specific details can be found in the server information.

3. Can I become a king or start my own nation?

Yes, in Luminary Minecraft Server, you have the freedom to become a king or start your own nation. These features add a unique dynamic to the gameplay.

4. Are there any special rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. These rules are outlined in the server’s information channels.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kino’s Fun Minecraft Server

Cinema, cinematography, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film interpretation, film review, film studies, film theory, Fun, Kino, kino analysis, kino critique, kino discussion, kinos, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie discussion, movie interpretation, movie review, Server, was it kino

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. Rumor has it that if you can impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he’ll grant you three wishes – and one of them can even be for unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be kino!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	189	Crops Grown:	3847
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

/Grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General Minecraft SMP

#youtube, art, Automaton adventures, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, general, Grün, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerMusic, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, lies of p, memes, Minecraft, Music, OP Template, Rock, smp, The 240th Wind, twitter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for rock and automaton adventures that will have you questioning reality. Our server is so wild, even the wind itself is on its 240th iteration!

But that’s not all – we have a YouTube channel where you can watch all the craziness unfold, Twitter for all the latest updates, and even important videos that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our merch – because who wouldn’t want to rock some Immergreen gear while playing Minecraft?

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. ImmerScreen, Immergination, ImmerPiece, ImmerMemes – we’ve got it all. And if you need a template for your OP, we’ve got you covered. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VeganDramaCraft

family drama, family gatherings, non-vegan food, vegan, vegan accommodations, vegan beliefs, vegan boundaries, vegan boyfriend, vegan comments, vegan compromise, vegan conflict, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan exclusion, vegan lifestyle, vegan meal, vegan options, vegan relationships, vegan views, VeganDramaCraft, veganism

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family gatherings, vegan drama, and emotional discomfort!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about veganism. Sis’s boyfriend, BF, is on a mission to convert everyone to veganism, one snide comment at a time. Will you choose to eat vegan and avoid the drama, or stand your ground and face the wrath of BF’s judgmental remarks?

But wait, there’s more! Family gatherings on our server are a whole new level of chaos. Will you choose option A and sneakily eat non-vegan food in another room to avoid BF’s comments? Or maybe you’ll go for option B and embrace the drama, eating whatever you want while ignoring the haters.

And let’s not forget about the ultimate dilemma: should you ask the family to alternate between vegan and non-vegan food at gatherings, risking the exclusion of Sis and BF? It’s a tough choice, but hey, who said Minecraft was all about building and mining?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward family dynamics, and maybe even a sprinkle of vegan drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19