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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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