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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dimension Hops: 14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Runes Activated: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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