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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Animals Bred: 105 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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