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RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	455
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Farms Harvested:	671
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3838
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Potions Brewed:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Colonial Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, affordability, colonial, Colonizing, cultural appropriation, dollars, donation, Exploitation, financial disparity, Genes, local watchers, maidfucking, Privilege, Quest, sea, sense of superiority, sextourist, south america, Stream, Superiority, Support, Vtubers, White Man

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo bro, if you wanna tap into your inner colonizer vibes and feel like a superior being, join our Minecraft server! We got VTuber fans from South America and SEA, so you can flex your support by throwing a few bucks their way. It’s like being a virtual colonizer but without all the guilt! Plus, who doesn’t love feeling superior to the locals, am I right? Join now and unleash your inner sextourist/maidfucker genes in the most outrageous way possible!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2