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Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we worship the holy blocks and build glorious churches in the name of Notch! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bible and slay the evil Creepers in the name of righteousness.

Our server is filled with lore and stories of brave warriors who fought against the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a prayer. Dive into our /holy/ OC Lore and uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, or participate in our Art Collabs to create masterpieces worthy of hanging in the halls of our pixelated cathedrals.

But beware, for there are heretics among us who seek to destroy our sacred world with their blasphemous TNT cannons and lava traps. Will you stand with us against the forces of darkness, or will you be tempted by the forbidden fruits of griefing and trolling?

Join us on this epic journey of faith and blocky adventures, where every block you place is a prayer to the mighty Notch himself. Praise the blocks and may your pickaxe never break!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Emeralds Found:	6955
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HomeFunCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyTurnOns

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	189
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Towns Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SecretSMPShame

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Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BaghdadBoomCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	568	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2015
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	5