so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Animals Bred: 40 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Zombie Dances: 2 Emeralds Found: 5399

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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